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Klay Thompson 30 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2013)

“Hey Steph, Carl, Kent, you guys, come check this out! I’ve hit 25 in a row!” Klay’s teammates ambled over to where the sharpshooter was draining threes from the top of the key. He continued, “I feel like I could shoot these all day. I’m in the zone!” as he splashed another one. Nothing but…

Jimmy Butler Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2013)

The phone rang. “Hello, this is Jimmy speaking, how can I…” “Jimmy, you’ve got to go! GO! Right now. They’ve found me, I don’t know how, but they’re coming for you next! I can hear them coming! Run! AAAUUGGHH!” Jimmy could hear the muffled sounds of gunshots through the phone. He ended the call and…

Andre Iguodala 18 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2013)

Okay, so last night my girlfriend wanted to go on a movie date. That’s cool, I like to throw her a bone once in a while. So first we go to Outback Steakhouse and I get my usual, two of those onion explosion thingies with extra dippy sauce. Pretty tasty. Anyway, since I got to…

John Jenkins Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2013)

John Jenkins sat hunched over a darkened table, illuminated only in candlelight. “The Hermit – Upright. Prudence.” “The Moon – Reversed. Deception.” “What does this mean?” Suddenly a tall figure barged into the room. “Hey John what’s shakin’, I was just wondering if you were ready for…” The hunched figure quickly concealed the tarot cards…

Evan Fournier 18 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2013)

“Hello, yes, I’d like to have my computer fixed. I think it got a virus or something; it doesn’t turn on any more.” “Well, put it up on the counter and I’ll see what I can do.” The customer read the attendants name tag. “Evan Fournier. That’s an exotic sounding name. You French?” “Yes, France…

Bradley Beal 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/31/2013)

“Hey Brad!” “Yeah?” “Great game, tonight. You shot the hell out of the ball!” “Hey, thanks a bunch, Cartier.” “You got the attention of the people in the stands tonight, that’s for sure. You even, uh, got the attention of someone special tonight, did you notice?” “Oh, you mean Denise? No I didn’t notice. I’m…

Dirk Nowitzki 35 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/30/2013)

Deep amongst the stacks of the NBA archives, a bearded Germanic giant, brow furrowed in concentration, was hunched beside piles of exceedingly old, musty documents. The knowledge he sought was near; he could sense it, but not with any of the traditional senses. As if a divine presence controlled his hands, he carefully paged through…

Dorell Wright 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/24/2013)

“Yo Dorell, remember when you totally choked at the three-point contest?” “Shut up Andrew, you ain’t even playing.” “That was a nice three Dorell. Too bad you couldn’t make any of them during the contest, haha!” “Lavoy, shut your stupid scrub mouth.” Those are just some of the interactions which D-Wright has to deal with…

Jameer Nelson 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2013)

In my regular excursions through NBA arena dumpsters, I often come across documents which, given the classified information contained therein, I’m sure Stern doesn’t want me to see. In this particular case, while submerged to my neck in a dumpster outside the Amway Center in Orlando, I found a perfectly serviceable trapper-keeper. Thinking I would…

George Hill 27 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2013)

“Psst. Psst! George! Come over here, we need to talk!” “Hibs, man, what are you doing in a storage closet?” “This is top secret stuff, dude. Now get ova’ here.” “Okay, Roy, what is it?” “Listen, George, I’ve been thinkin’… I want to take a three this game.” “You can’t shoot threes, I’ve seen you…