“Man, why do you look so sad?” Anthony Morrow asked, as he sat next to a morose Enes Kanter. “You dominated them!” “Yes, but Jesseca is still in Utah, and I am here alone,” Enes replied. “Christ, you’re still hung up on that broad? Didn’t you start hooking up with the Thunder cheerleaders yet? It’s…
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Jabari Parker All 129 Dunks Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Dunkilation)
Jabari Parker opened his eyes to a squint. The light around him was too bright to open them any further. He thought at first that he was on some kind of examining table in a hospital, but as he took note of what surroundings he could see through the slit of his eyelids, he quickly…
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A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE DUNK INTERLUDE I: SOME DUNKS, RANKED In our written history of the slam dunk, we have now arrived at the modern era of dunking. It would be rather pointless to expound in detail upon this era, as every possible reader will already have a thorough understanding of it. The explosion…
Read MoreShaun Livingston 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/18/2016)
Shaun Livingston glanced around the team plane anxiously. It seemed like everybody was asleep, but somebody with their head down with their headphones on could just be trying to focus on the next game. Even if that were the case, there was no better time for Shaun to undertake his plan, here at two in…
Read MoreGerald Henderson 16 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2016)
Gerald Henderson answered the call from GM Neil Olshey, silently wondering if something weird was going to happen. “Hey Neil. What’s up?” “Can you come to my office? We need to talk about playoffs, and specifically, about how the team needs your leadership,” Neil said. Relieved that the topic of discussion was not related even…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 402 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Three-ilation Part III)
Stephen sat alone in his study, a few nearby candles providing the only illumination by which to read. A heavy rain poured outside the windows, but Stephen was oblivious to all but the arcane words in front of him. “…The success of the spell depends greatlie upon the cycle of the moone, and upon the…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 402 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Three-ilation Part II)
The campus of Oxford University was quiet. In the chilly early-morning air, the only disturbance was the nearly inaudible rustling of Stephen’s clothes as he attempted to find a way into the history building. Stephen squinted up at the rows of windows. One of them had to be left open, somewhere; given the temperature in…
Read MoreStephen Curry All 402 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-2016 Season Three-ilation Part I)
“Larry! Larry!” Stephen Curry yelled, running after the Indiana Pacers GM in an isolated hallway of the Pacers’ arena. “Wait up!” But Larry Bird not wait up. Instead, Larry quickly turned left into what appeared to be an even more disused corridor. Stephen sped up, continuing to call the basketball legend’s name. He suspected that…
Read MoreKobe Bryant 60 Points/1 Retirement/1 Final Game Full Highlights (4/13/2016)
The final buzzer sounded. Kobe looked out towards the roaring fans, feeling gratitude towards them even as an unfamiliar feeling of emptiness started to grow in his chest. He felt as if his identity as a basketball player had been stripped away. Looked at in that context, the relentless cheering could be interpreted as mocking….
Read MoreTrey Lyles Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2016)
“Hey, do you think we should, uh, you know, tell Trey that he’s starting tonight and he should probably get ready for the game?” Derrick Favors asked Trevor Booker as he pointed at Trey Lyles , who was sitting on a folding chair facing the corner of the locker room, isolated from his teammates, clutching…
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