In the locker room after the game, the mood was jubilant. It felt good to win; everybody was in high spirits, including Jason Smith. As he peeled off his sweaty jersey, he thought he saw something out of the corner of his eye. His pulse quickened, wondering if “they” were back again. When he noticed…
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Tyreke Evans 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2015)
I relaxed in my basketball-shaped in-ground hot tub, enjoying the sublime duality of frigid winter air on my chest and steaming water on my lower half. Just as I was getting ready to indulge in some fine puffy Cheetos, my phone rang. A little bit irked, I pick it up and snapped, “DownToBuck here.” “Yo…
Read MoreK.J. McDaniels 14 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/23/2015)
KJ McDaniels made his way to the back of the team plane, where Luc Mbah a Moute sat in a row by himself, reading an ebook. He took a seat next to his teammate, and then looked at him expectantly. Luc had noticed KJ’s approach, and determined that it was not his own responsibility to…
Read MoreIsaiah Thomas 27 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2015)
Isaiah Thomas took short, careful steps into the nightclub. He was still a little unsteady on his new footwear, but even with his uneven gait, he felt more confident than ever before. “First time wearing heels?” snickered a woman who was sitting at the bar, having seen the eight-inch cardboard contraptions strapped to Isaiah’s feet….
Read MoreTimofey Mozgov 16 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2015)
“Yo Timofey, I heard from some of the guys around the league that you like to party real hard,” said Matthew Dellavadova. Timofey nodded. “Yes. I party in the Russian manner, and American consider it to be very extreme form of party.” Matthew puffed up a bit. “Well, down under, we do it a little…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 22 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2015)
Jenny Smith of Houston, Texas stared listlessly at her word processor. Ever since Chandler Parsons had gone to play in Dallas, her Parsons/Lin fanfiction storyline had come to an abrupt halt. She didn’t understand why it had to be this way. Her dad said that the Dallas team, whatever their name was, had paid Chandler…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/21/2015)
“Bon Dieu de merde,” Nic whispered, watching with fascination and horror. “I warned you something bad would happens.” Victor Claver whimpered. Nicolas Batum and his Spanish teammate were rooted to the floor as the horrific scene unfolded before their eyes. What had started as an innocent experiment on the effects of microwaves on basketballs had…
Read MoreKenneth Faried 26 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2015)
Kenneth Faried slaved away at the stovetop as Brahms’ piano concerto #2 in B-flat major played in the background. A loaf of the finest artisan sourdough lay on the counter next to a quantity of 20-year aged cheddar, both waiting to be consumed in the form of grilled cheese sandwiches. Suddenly, he heard the sound…
Read MoreJerami Grant 12 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (1/19/2015)
“Luc, we got a problem, man.” Luc Richard Mbah a Moute looked up from tying his shoes. “What are you talking about?” Jerami looked sternly at his veteran teammate. “You remember that sex advice you gave me a few days ago?” Luc, who gave a lot of advice to everybody on the team, didn’t specifically…
Read MoreMike Scott 20 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2015)
Mike Scott sat in an isolated corner of the locker room, his back toward the rest of his team, a black cloak over his shoulders. He appeared to be concentrating very intently on something. Curious, Kyle Korver sidled over, close enough to hear mumbled words coming out of his teammate’s mouth. “Nine of Wands –…
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