I managed to get this video done during the timeouts/quarter breaks of the very fun (for me) Bucks vs. Warriors game. I’m having a hard time thinking about anything other than how awesome the Bucks are right now, but that doesn’t mean I’m not hyped for Warren. The Suns lost in horrendous fashion, but who…
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T.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2018)
I think it’s time for a reboot of my as-yet-unproduced TV show, “Jared Dudley’s Cornrows A-No-No”. The idea of the show is that Jared Dudley, who once had really bad cornrows but managed to get rid of them because of his deep inner strength, stages interventions with NBA players who have really bad cornrows. He…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 35 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2018)
I was getting worried that T.J. Warren would have another 30-point game where he didn’t shoot a free throw (yes, it has happened before). He eventually did shoot a pair late in the game, but those were his only two. Add in his singular three-pointer and you get yet another typical Warren scoring display. Almost…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2018)
These are not, in my opinion which means more than yours, the greatest T.J. Warren highlights ever assembled. But since all of my older ones got deleted, this particular vid becomes, de facto, the best! I hope you like leak-out transition layups. And a three. That’s really the high point of the vid, once you…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 31 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2018)
I estimate that I’ve seen around 40 percent of T.J. Warren’s buckets this year just from doing highlights. Maybe even more. I’m not going to go in the exact details of the maths I used to come to that number, but rest assured, it was very complex maths. Luckily my sciency dork friend had a…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2018)
I might be on the cusp of a revelation that will change the way that basketball is looked at. Forever. Sometimes I surprise myself with my own genius, and this is one of those times. Part of me wants to hold on to my new genius theory so that I can sell it to ESPN…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2018)
When the season’s over, I’m gonna take all the T.J. Warren highlights I made, which will probably be around 30 or 35 of them, stitch them all together, and upload the resultant hour-long video to Pornhub. I may or may not include cheesy porno music. Maybe I will upload a version with and a version…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 24 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
This is an interesting video because it includes some things that don’t usually happen for T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren: 1. He shoots free throws 2. He makes a three-pointer 3. He doesn’t make any midrange jumpshots I guess I’m overstating his lack of free throws a little bit. Suns fans will tell you that he…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 23 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2018)
Another Warren-style performance for T.J. Warren. 11 buckets, all of them layups, with 1 measly free throw to round things out. And while it may be extremely typical for him, does this remind you of anyone else? Any other All-Star from the past…? This one’s hard, so I’m just going to tell you: Kiki Vandeweghe….
Read MoreT.J. Warren 25 Points Full Highlights (1/19/2018)
I must reiterate: T.J. Warren needs to score 20 points per game this season. I will not tell you the reasons why this needs to happen, but rest assured, it does. Alright, I’ll clue you in on one of the reasons. It’s so future people can look back at the statistics of the NBA before…
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