This is a lot of points for Tiago Splitter. His career high is 25, and this is 23. So why does this video feel so lame? I blame Tiago Splitter himself. He’s just not an exciting player. In any way. The most exciting thing about him is that he kind of looks like Butt-Head from…
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Tiago Splitter 16 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2015)
I could have put “2 Dunks” in the title of this video, but I didn’t. Why? Because they were lame. All he did was catch it under the basket and gently throw it in. He didn’t even grab the rim. If Dwight got those looks, he would have hung on the rim like a monkey,…
Read MoreTiago Splitter 14 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2014)
It is a well-known fact that nobody knows what ethnicity Manu Ginobili is. But what about his teammate Tiago Splitter? Splitter is allegedly from Brazil, which would make him Mexican. However, he definitely looks European. He also has a similar skin tone to Ginobili, who is Argentine but is otherwise of indeterminate racial background. So…
Read MoreTiago Splitter 14 Points Full Highlights (5/17/2013)
“Hello, welcome to Tiago’s Banana Splitters, what can I get for you today?” “I’d like one standard splitter please, with double banana.” “Coming right up.” A tall, stubbled figure shambled through the door of the small, shoddily decorated restaurant. “I’ll have 50 of those famous Tiago’s banana splitters, and hurry up I’m in a rush!”…
Read MoreTiago Splitter Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2013)
Did you hear about the new live-action Beavis and Butt-Head movie they’re making. I heard from an inside source that the actor for Butt-Head is none other than San Antonio Spurs superstar Tiago Splitter! They couldn’t have picked a better person for the role. This second career doesn’t seem to have affected him much, as…
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