Toronto Raptors – Page 20

Pascal Siakam 33 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

In the same way that it is in James Harden’s best interests to chuck his way to an MVP award this season (not hating, just saying that 50-burgers is how it’s going to happen for him), it is in Pascal Siakam’s best interests to chuck his way to an MIP award. Look at what D’Angelo…

Fred VanVleet 13 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

Apparently Fred “Vleetwood Mac” VanVleet is a good enough player where he doesn’t get to play in fourth quarter of blowouts. Congratulations on the promotion, man! It was not too long ago where he wouldn’t play EXCEPT in the fourth quarter of blowouts, so to be cheering from the bench while your team’s scrub unit…

Jeremy Lin 20 Points Full Highlights (3/18/2019)

I want to mock Toronto Raptors fans for thinking that Jeremy Lin was going to be a solid addition for them, really I do, because my whole pathetic existence is preoccupied with finding new ways to make fun of the Raptors, their fanbase, and their city, but I can’t blame them for being optimistic. Lin…

Norman Powell 20 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2019)

This is the first year of Norman “Normal Powenn” Powell’s shiny new 4-year, 42 million dollar contract. 10 million dollars per year isn’t looking as bad for him as it did last year, when he was mysteriously sucking really large eggs. The Raptors don’t especially need him to be good, since they have talent in…

Pascal Siakam 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2019)

Last night was the much anticipated battle between Thon Maker and the player Thon Maker would be if he was good at basketball. No, not Jeremy Lin. Come on bro. Pascal Siakam. Jeeze. Do you need everything handed to you on a silver platter? That was the lobbiest softball ever and you took a big…

Pascal Siakam 25 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2019)

Four three-pointers in one game is tied for Pascal “SICKam” Siakam’s career-high in that category. That’s one of the things I like about him. Three-pointers are great and awesome and cool, but they cause players to rack up points too quickly, which means that they’ll score a lot of points but not have many made…

Pascal Siakam 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2019)

It was a long time ago now, but try to remember way back to right before the All-Star break. It’ll be tough to recall such ancient history, but somewhere deep in the greyest of your grey matter is a faint memory of Pascal “Suck ‘Em” Siakam scoring 44 points. Retrieve that memory and bring it…

OG Anunoby Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Raptors fan’s collective excitement for OG Anunoby has rightfully declined as he has declined in most statistical areas despite playing the exact same minutes per game (twenty) as last season. His field goal percentage has gone down, his three-point percentage has gone down, and his free-throw percentage has gone down. He’s averaging more points simply…

Pascal Siakam Career High 44 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Pascal Siakam walked into the locker room. It was, as he expected, empty. He had many teammates who would show up early to practice, but none of them showed up four hours early. Leisurely changing into his game jersey, Pascal began his mental preparations for the upcoming game. Without the distractions of teammates, he was…

Patrick McCaw 13 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Patrick “Contract Negotiations” McCaw is, at this point, way more notable for his strange contract situation than any of his on-court exploits. Right now, I am 100% too lazy to look up the relevant deets on his dispute with the Warriors, but I can give a brief synopsis that is very likely to be misleading…