Trevor Ariza 22 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

I’m trying to figure out why Trevor Ariza is so much better in Portland than he was in Sacramento. I think I may have discussed this quandary before, so forgive me for rehashing it, but it really is an interesting mystery to me. Both teams are aimlessly locked in a battle for the eighth seed…

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Trevor Ariza 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

Man, just look at that genius, subliminal logo placement in the thumbnail. That big glowing Nike logo is so subliminal that it transcends subliminality and becomes glaringly obvious instead. Sometimes, subtlety is better discarded in favor of boldness. That’s what I’m doing right now. Boldly putting the Nike logo next to Trevor Ariza’s head in…

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Trevor Ariza 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2020)

Trevor Ariza has had way more good games for the Blazers in his short stint there than he ever did for the Kings earlier this season. Just to remind you, his season-high as a King was eighteen points. In nine games with the Blazers, he’s scored more than that three different times. And now I’m…

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Trevor Ariza 21 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2020)

In three games with the Trailblazers, Trevor Ariza has a 7-point game that no one saw or cared about, and two 21-point games performed in front of a national TV audience. Which means there are a TON of ultra-casual NBA fans out there who know way more than they ever thought they would about him,…

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Trevor Ariza 21 Points Trailblazers Debut Full Highlights (1/23/2020)

In 32 games for the Kings this year, the highest amount of points Trevor Ariza had was 18. In 1 game for the Blazers this year, the highest amount of points Trevor Ariza had was 21. I feel like the same sort of thing happened last year. The Suns signed him to a big deal…

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Trevor Ariza 18 Points Full Highlights (1/6/2020)

Trevor Ariza has always been known as a contract year guy who tricks teams into thinking that the way he plays during contract years is the way he’ll play all the time if you just give him enough money. This reputation, which is definitely not a secret if I know about it, didn’t prevent the…

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Trevor Ariza 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2019)

Trevor Ariza takes a lot of threes; he’s jacking them up at a career-high clip for the ‘Zards. But this is the first game this season where he makes a lot of threes. 6 being the cutoff for “a lot” from “not a lot”. I briefly wondered if this was a career-high in makes from…

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Trevor Ariza 22 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2019)

In my opinion (which is worth a whole heck of a lot), Trevor Ariza didn’t get enough heat for straight-up quitting on the Suns. They’re the ones who paid him a ton of money, and then he gets all sulky because they weren’t winning enough games? What did he expect? Did he buy the line…

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Trevor Ariza 23 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Someone needs to ask Trevor Ariza where he found the Fountain of Youth, because he’s obviously been taking huge swigs from it the whole time he’s been with the ‘Zards, and I’m pretty sure there’s a lot of Spanish conquistadors who would really like to know its whereabouts. It might be too late for Juan…

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Trevor Ariza 25 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2019)

I will say this about Trevor Ariza: he can still whamjam on people when given the chance. He had an appearance in last months dunkilation (albeit sans replay because the Wizards broadcast people wouldn’t know a good dunk if it slapped them in the nads while screaming “John Wall is a bust!”), and he had…

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