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Tyreke Evans 27 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

If I’m a Grizzlies fan, I’m going to think about going into hibernation over the winter. The identity that defined the Grizzlies in years past is gone, replaced by… Tyreke Evans putting up big numbers in losses. And Marc Gasol calling everyone out but nothing changing. Just a quick little hibernation sesh until Mike Conley…

Tyreke Evans 31 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2017)

Tyreke Evans is playing the best basketball of his life right now. Here, in the 9th year of his career. He’s not quite the distributor that he once was forced to be, but his vastly improved scoring makes up for it. He’s setting a career high in both efficiency and volume. I didn’t expect this…

Tyreke Evans 27 Points Full Highlights (11/13/2017)

I shouldn’t have to say this, but I know I have to. If anyone comments anything to the effect of “The occasion when you ejaculate but she continues performing fellatio”, referencing the thumbnail image for this Tyreke Evans highlight video, they will be met with a permanent ban from the entire Internet. I’ve been talking…

Tyreke Evans 26 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2017)

I was thinking while making this vid about how hyped I would be if it was Jawun Evans scoring these 26 points instead of Tyreke Evans. Based on what I know about me, which is a lot, I’m pretty sure I would be inconsolably hyped. I don’t even really know who Jawun Evans is but…

Tyreke Evans 32 Points Full Highlights (11/1/2017)

Maybe it’s best for Tyreke Evans if he forgets about the whole “acknowledging your teammates by passing them the ball” thing. It worked for Rubio tonight, it can definitely work for Evans for the rest of his career. A ball-handly player like him will always end up with a few assists almost by accident, but…

Tyreke Evans 26 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2017)

“I ain’t goin’ back there. Nope. No way,” Tyreke Evans told his agent over the phone. “Tell ’em I refuse to report.” His agent sighed. “I’m afraid you don’t have that kind of clout, Tyreke.” Tyreke would not be shaken from his position. “I don’t care. I’m not playin’ in Sacramento again. You know how…

Tyreke Evans 29 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2017)

Good news for Pelicans fans: Tyreke Evans is alive! Not only alive, but alive just in time to counteract the untimely death of Anthony Davis. He had been alive for a few games before this one, but at varying levels. Some nights, he would look positively full of vigor, and other nights he would look…

Tyreke Evans 27 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2016)

How about that! Tyreke Evans has officially become a good three-point shooter after ranging from mediocre in some seasons to outright terrible in other seasons. Given those fluctuations in his shooting numbers, I’m not totally convinced that he will continue to shoot the three as well as he has so far, or that he will…

Tyreke Evans 27 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (12/11/2015)

Tyreke Evans was the man who robbed Stephen Curry of his rightful Rookie of the Year award. The voters were too blinded by his raw stats to even notice a burgeoning beast in Golden State. This mistake can not be rectified; Tyreke’s name will forever be etched in the runestone of ROY winners, immutable. There…