I was going into this description preparing to say something about how when Ricky Rubio has a good game the Jazz usually win, but just take a glance and his game log from this seasons seems to indicate that that is not the case. Dammit! I had a narrative all ready to go, and that…
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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2018)
When Kyle Korver was drafted, way back in the year 2003, the Nets, the team who drafted him, immediately traded him for 125,000 dollars cash. They then drove down to their local office supply store and used that cash to buy the fanciest copy machine they could find. Sounds like a lopsided trade, right? Korver…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 21 Points Full Highlights (12/15/2018)
My Flavors of Favors webseries is a little bit slow to get off the ground, but I’m still committed to making this thing happen. The prospect of millions of dollars of ad revenue is a primary motivator, sure, but I’m also motivated to get these delicious down-home recipes into the hands of my viewership (which,…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 26 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2018)
Only 2 assists? I don’t want to live in a universe where the next Pistol Pete is so misused that he can only get 2 assists during a whole regulation-length NBA game. I want out. Send me to another universe, please. One with regular Rubio 20-assist games and also one with a formulation of Hot…
Read MoreJoe Ingles 18 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2018)
I think Joe Ingles spoiled us all by shooting 44% from deep over the past two seasons. This season, he’s shooting 39%, which is pretty good, but it just seems terrible compared to the last two seasons. When it comes to Jinglin’ Joe, I expect a three-point percentage that starts with a four. Any NBA…
Read MoreDante Exum 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/6/2018)
Is it too early to write Dante Exum off? This would be his fifth season in the league, except he missed the entirety of what would have been his second season and a large chunk of his third season due to injury. Thanks to those injuries, we’ll never know what kind of player he would…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 24 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (12/6/2018)
It’s been a while since I gave you guys an update on my “Flavors of Favors” line of cookbooks. After failing to sell any of the first edition (it was bound with twine – a real collector’s item if I do say so myself), I created a second edition with a higher production quality entitled…
Read MoreKyle Korver 15 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2018)
The Jazz are currently out of the playoffs. With so much season left to go, and with the West as competitive as it is, that statement doesn’t hold a whole lot of weight. But there it is. I only bring it up because, if the Jazz do fail to make the playoffs, the feel-good trade…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/2/2018)
Attention Spanish citizenry: I am, right now, enjoying a glass of hot chocolate while snow gently caresses the wintry landscape outside my window. I am snuggled up in a very warm blanket (NOT a Snuggie, how white do you think I am?) with my little kitty purring on my lap. My Christmas tree is bedecked…
Read MoreJae Crowder 24 Points/7 Assists/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/30/2018)
This video ranks right up there in the “performances this season that DTB is extremely unenthusiastic about” rankings. Let me explain why. First off, nobody really cares about Jae Crowder, since his largest potential fanbase (the residents of Utah) are turned off by certain characteristics Jae possesses in regards to the pigmentation of his skin….
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