Utah Jazz – Page 2

Georges Niang 16 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)

I have no ability to make you care about Georges Niang, but in my feeble attempt to gain that ability, I present to you this singular fact: Georges Niang has shot 40% from three each of the past two seasons. Do you care yet? No? Well, you’re beyond help. And I’m beyond help too because…

Joe Ingles 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

You won’t believe this, but I just spent three whole minutes scrolling through Joe Ingles’ Twitter feed, even though I barely understand how Twitter works and am confused by the interface. Why did I put myself through this misery, you ask? Because I wanted to see if Joe Ingles had an opinions on the food…

Jordan Clarkson 26 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)

Now that Jordan Clarkson is OFF my exclusion list and welcomed with open arms back onto my channel, am I regretting the decision? Am I holding my arms open for the hug, receiving it, but then grimacing while the person being hugged can’t see the faces I’m making? Not yet. But if Clarkson keeps having…

Joe Ingles 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/17/2020)

OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: It is codified in the constitution of Australia (a document which is known simply as the “Australian Constitution”; nobody ever accused Australians of having much in the way of creativity) that all Australian citizens must watch at least one (1) NBA highlight video featuring an Australian-born player per day. The penalty for…

Nigel Williams-Goss 10 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

Was there a reason that Nigel Williams-Goss was inactive for every Bubb game up until the last one? While his G-Leaguer teammates on the Jazz were out there having fun playing basketball with their friends, NWG was sitting on the bench trying and failing to maintain his facade of happiness. It’s a new kind of…

Jarrell Brantley 13 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

Check out some of the dudes who played for the Jazz tonight: -Jarrell Brantley (the hero of this video, although I had no idea which spelling of “Jarrell” was going to be correct for him until I looked it up) -Rayjon Tucker (already determined to be better than P.J. Tucker) -Nigel Williams-Goss (British royalty is…

Rayjon Tucker 18 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)

OFFICIAL AMOUNT OF POINTS THAT RAYJON TUCKER HAS SCORED IN THE BUBB: 43 OFFICIAL AMOUNT OF POINTS THAT P.J. TUCKER HAS SCORED IN THE BUBB: 37 OFFICIAL NUMBER OF DTB HIGHLIGHT VIDEOS THAT RAYJON TUCKER HAS GOTTEN IN THE BUBB: 2 OFFICIAL NUMBER OF DTB HIGHLIGHT VIDEOS THAT P.J. TUCKER HAS GOTTEN IN THE BUBB:…

Rayjon Tucker 17 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)

I have this vague notion that Rayjon Tucker (who by the way is getting his first-ever DownToBuck highlight video, CONGRATULATIONS RAYJON!) once played for the Wisconsin Herd, who are the Bucks’ G-League affiliate based in a city you’ve never heard of called Oshkosh. I won’t bother fact-checking myself (because facts are less entertaining than conjectures)…

Joe Ingles 11 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (8/8/2020)

Jinglin’ Joe Ingles did his best John Stockton impression in this game, regularly feeding his teammates for clutch late-game buckets that kept the Nuggets nervous throughout the fourth quarter plus the two overtime periods. In the end, however, the Nuggets pulled out the victory. They were jingled for sure, but not jingled enough to actually…

Tony Bradley 15 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (8/7/2020)

Here’s a list of fanbases that I would somehow like to antagonize in this video description: -Los Angeles Lakers fans -Houston Rockets fans -Boston Celtics fans The problem is, I can’t figure out how to antagonize any of those groups while still maintaining a connection to Tony Bradley somehow. This is, after all, a Tony…