Utah Jazz – Page 29

Rudy Gobert 17 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2016)

Rudy “Gogurt” Gobert: best center in the NBA right now? Eye test says no because he doesn’t score enough points! Advanced stats say yes because advanced stats don’t care about how many points you score! Casual fans wouldn’t be able to tell you which team he plays for but hardcore fans get a half-boner whenever…

Rudy Gobert 21 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2016)

With this 9-of-9* performance, Rudy Gobert pushes himself ever closer to the elusive mark of 70 percent field goal percentage for the season. He’s already best in the league in that stat because of DeAndre Jordan mysterious regression, but no one will remember a guy who shot 69 (lol) percent. They will remember 70. Forever….

Rodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2016)

Here’s an honest question: has Rodney Hood peaked? Hood’s already 24. In NBA terms, that basically means that he’s only going to get worse from here on out. If he gets lucky, maybe he’ll maintain his 15 ppg for a few years until his aging body can no longer handles the minutes being forced upon…

Rudy Gobert 17 Points/6 Blocks Full Highlights (12/10/2016)

Quiz time! First (and last) question: What kind of a bitch was DeMarcus Cousins made into by Rudy Gobert? A. A bitch B. A big fat bitch C. The biggest bitch in the whole wide world D. A stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch E. A bitch to all the boys and girls…

Joe Ingles Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2016)

I’m sick and tired of people hating on Joe Ingles. It’s disgusting, the things people are saying about him. The current catchphrase of NBA fandom must be “Joe Ingles is a bitch” by this point, because of how ubiquitous that phrase is. So what if he wants to win a ring? Is that a crime…

Rudy Gobert 20 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2016)

START MESSAGE NOTICE: THE RUDY GOBERT JUMPER ADVISORY SYSTEM HAS BEEN DOWNGRADED TO GREEN – “LOW – RUDY GOBERT IS JUST DUNKING IT FOR NOW”. See the attached chart for reference: http://imgur.com/NvD6Xf5 Despite the appearance of a Rudy Gobert jumper that was identified at 5:14 in the third quarter of the Jazz-Suns game on 12/6/2016,…

Rudy Gobert Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (12/6/2016)

START MESSAGE THIS IS A RUDY GOBERT JUMPER ALERT! THE RUDY GOBERT JUMPER ADVISORY SYSTEM HAS BEEN UPGRADED TO ORANGE – “HIGH – RUDY GOBERT MADE A JUMPER”. See the attached chart for reference: http://imgur.com/NvD6Xf5 This is not a drill. Repeat: this is not a drill. A Rudy Gobert jumper was identified at 5:14 in…

Joe Ingles 15 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2016)

It is time for Joe Ingles to impart some of his Australian wisdom on Dante Exum. The most important topic for the wisdom to cover would be “how to play effective basketball despite being a crappy player”. There is no reason that Jinglin’ Joe should be in the league. None. He is the perfect person…

Gordon Hayward 32 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2016)

You know how hard it is to make highlights while watching a game at the same time? It’s frickin’ hard! If this “Gordon Hayward” highlight vid just ends up being a bunch of random clips from the Jazz-Heat game, you now know the reason; I was completely distracted the entire time. Can you blame me…

Rudy Gobert 19 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (11/23/2016)

The only thing lamer than layups is free throws. Free throws are the least interesting part of any highlight video; they are boring to the point where a player with too many made free throws is automatically disqualified from my highlight services no matter how many points he scores. “Too many” free throws is a…