Wayne Selden – DownToBuck

Wayne Selden 20 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2019)

Here’s the thing: I legitimately LIKE Wayne Selden. Despite his negative win-shares (which I can easily dismiss as a fluke even though I revere win-shares above all other stats), there’s something about his game that just draws me to him. And it’s not just his sexy, expressive eyes, either. Yes, when his sensual gaze locks…

Wayne Selden 18 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2019)

Hopefully this doesn’t come across as insensitive in any way, but I don’t understand African American hairstyles so I need a little help here. Basically, my question is this: are Wayne Selden’s dreadlock things intentionally squiggly, or was, that, like, their response to being slept on funny? I need to know. If Selden has those…

Wayne Selden 17 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

What’s up with Wayne Selden’s eyes? They’re really…bright. Like he’s wearing colored contacts or something. I find myself inexplicably being drawn to him. Looking at multiple closeup shots of his face while selecting a thumbnail image for this video has seriously overexposed me to his eyes. I’ve noticed this in the past as well but…

Wayne Selden 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2019)

Wayne Selden and Bobby Portis seem to have a bit of chemistry together. It was only this one game and it was only four assists, but all inter-teammate chemistry has to start somewhere. And it’s a good idea in general to attempt to build chemistry with Portis, because he has clearly demonstrated in the past…

Wayne Selden 15 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2019)

Raise your hand if you, as neither a fan of the Bulls or the Grizzlies, realized that Wayne Selden had been traded from Memphis to Chicago. I’m expecting a lot of hands up here. I haven’t fully succeeded in purging my channel of casuals, but I have made great progress. I don’t want anyone watching…

Wayne Selden 23 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

For what seems to be only the second or third time this season, Wayne Selden’s good play led to a Grizzlies win! I don’t know how they managed it, even Marc Gasol playing shouldn’t be enough to take down the Timberwolves, but they did, and Selden played a big part in it. He had 14…

Wayne Selden 18 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

In my last Wayne Selden video, a full day and a half ago, I complained that too many of his points were scored in garbage time. That statement of mine turned out to be scarily prescient, because, in this video, Selden scores ALL of his points in garbage time because the ENTIRE GAME after the…

Wayne Selden 18 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

Whoops, it turns out that Wayne Selden scored a whole bunch of these points in the garbagiest garbage time (under 2 minutes to go in a blowout). One could argue that the entire Grizzlies season is garbage time at this point, and they would be arguing from a strong position, but this was especially meaningless….

Wayne Selden 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/31/2018)

I am fully on board the Wayne Selden hype train and there’s no getting me off it. I don’t know what he did to get ejected at the end of this game, he probably talked a little too much trash in earshot of the ref, but just one weak ejection isn’t enough to pry me…

Wayne Selden 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2018)

I’m still recovering from that game where Wayne Selden exploded, literally exploded, the largest part of him they found was a section of jawbone and a toe, the rest of him was atomized into a fine red mist, it was gruesome and horrible and I wish I could unsee it but I can’t, but before…