In today’s episode of “Google Autocomplete Adventures”, we examine what Google’s disturbing robotic hivemind AI thinks you want when you type in “Wilson Chandler”. Result one: “Wilson Chandler”. This one makes sense, when you type in Chandler’s name, obviously you are going to want internet documents relaating to him. Why else would you be typing…
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Wilson Chandler 22 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2016)
I’m under the impression that Wilson Chandler and Danilo Gallinari play the same position. That wasn’t a problem last year because Chandler got to take a year-long vacation from basketball (some people are so lucky), but it might be a problem this year. Since both players are competent scorers who deserve large amounts of minutes,…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 32 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/13/2015)
“And remember when he tried to rap the scouting reports to us? That guy was a nut!” Kenneth Faried yelled, doubled over in laughter. “I’m so glad we revolted and kicked him out of here.” The rest of the assembled Nuggets laughed and agreed, all except for one. Wilson Chandler scowled. “If you guys hadn’t…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 26 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)
Are you a Wilson Chandler fan? Great! First off, thanks for watching this video, I’d definitely say that 1 view is way better than 0 views. If you don’t mind, I have a couple questions I would like to ask you, as a fan of Wilson Chandler. DownToBuck likes to keep his finger on the…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 20 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2014)
Twenty points on twenty shots. Not really an acceptable performance from the Chand-man, but did that stop me? No. I want more views on my channel, and the only way to do that is to make more videos. That is the line of reasoning that gave birth to this video. My brain must not have…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 29 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2014)
I have a hypothesis about Wilson Chandler: he has no fans at all. There is not a single person who craves Wilson Chandler highlights above all others, who is a fan of the Nuggets solely because of his presence, or who owns his journey un-ironically. Wilson Chandler himself does not count. Neither does his mama,…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 24 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2014)
What is there even to say about Wilson Chandler? He’s one of the averagest players in the league. One of those players who is consistently okay-to-good but gets no recognition at all. Maybe it’s because his name sounds like a dog name and not a human name? That’s the only thing I can come up…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 25 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2014)
In assigning all of the players on the Nuggets’ roster to their corresponding zoo animals, I have come up with the following list, which is a work in progress: Wilson Chandler: Lion Kenneth Faried: Kangaroo Ty Lawson: Otter Randy Foye: Tapir or Koala JaVale McGee: Giraffe Nate Robinson: Meerkat Anthony Randolph: That kid on a…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 17 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2013)
75-74. The final score of the Wizards-Nuggets game. I watched a little bit but turned it off because it was pretty much unwatchable. Lucky for me I did, because the beginning of the game was an offensive explosion compared to the second half. Though there was a pleasing lack of free throws, which always annoy…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 23 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2013)
Wilson “Ill Will” Chandler has been injured a lot lately. I pretty much forgot about him last year, but now he’s back and ready to score 12 or so points a game backing up Gallinari. Which is too bad, because he’s definitely a good enough player to start somewhere. The Nuggets have an abundance of…
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