George Hill 22 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

I didn’t really want to do this video because I’m tired of making highlights for today and I want to do something else. But I HAD to make this video because I foolishly tweeted that I would make highlights for George Hill’s not-even-all-that-outstanding 22-point game. So I wasted some of my precious time (time that…

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James Johnson 10 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

It seems like James Johnson has entirely skipped the “LeBron James” phase of his metamorphosis and has now become…Boris Diaw? Or something? He’s not as fat as the Big Croissant but he passes like him, can sometimes shoot threes like him, and is a savvy vet like him. All JaJo needs to do is start…

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Malcolm Delaney 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

Just a few days ago I made a Malcolm Delaney video (twelve points was a lot for him at the time), and in the description I just couldn’t stop throwing shade on him. Like if you had a blanket made out of anti-matter and threw it on top of him. That’s how much shade I…

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Cory Joseph 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

I’m sitting here in my highlight-making chair just having made Cory Joseph highlights. And I’m impressed by what I saw from this guy. Is there something wrong with me? It’s been so long since I felt emotions, since I was anything other than a zombie sleepwalking through life, present yet detached. Is this because I…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 23 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

It’s okay that the Hawks lost this game to an Isaiah Thomas midget jumper with two seconds left because banked-in threes should never count. Ever. Not even if you call glass. If you call glass it means you know it was a wild, inaccurate shot that doesn’t deserve the three points it will get if…

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Rodney Hood 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

Rodney Hood has basically been the same player for all three years in the league. His shooting percentages haven’t changed much and his rebounds and assists are static. Basically he’s upped his volume a small amount and stopped committing as many fouls. He could stand to be a little more consistent (he had a 4-of-21…

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Dario Saric 15 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

Philadelphia 76ers: winners of five of the last six. Do I have to take back all the mean things I said about them earlier? Their offense still is in the works (they don’t usually score very much in their wins) but their defense has been legit for a while now. Nobody would rank them the…

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Kelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

Kelly, I know you’re reading this, and from one bro to another, you need to lop that ugly-ass beard right off your face. Just take a pair of kitchen shears and go to town. You can clean up the rest later. But that thing needs to go. Urgently. I speak from experience, Kelly. I, wishing…

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Nikola Vucevic 30 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

Nikola has just put up, again, a very “Vucevic-esque” statline. I might even have to start calling performances like this a “Vucevic”. 30 points on 13 of 18 shooting, a handful of free throws, no threes, no dunks, only a few layups. The “no dunks” part is important, as is the “few layups” part. A…

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Kyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2017)

I don’t know what to think about the Cavaliers acquiring Kyle Korver. On one hand, it’s the Cavs, and it’s Kyle Korver. On the other hand, it’s the CAVS, and it’s KYLE KORVER. I’m so conflicted. Is Korver even good anymore? His first two games with his new team were pretty bad, but this one…

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