Marcus Smart 29 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)

OFFICIAL REASONS WHY MARCUS SMART’S 29 POINTS DO NOT COUNT POWER RANKINGS: 1. Smart was 9-of-23 from the field and 6-of-15 from three (he was shooting too much is what I’m trying to say) 2. The Celtics lost, and, as everybody know, stats accumulated in a losing effort do not count towards anything other than…

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Marcus Smart 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/29/2020)

The Celtics need to take a good hard look at themselves in the mirror (or as Tommy Heinsohn would say… “in the showah”) after this loss to the Rockets. Marcus Smart is known for being a tenacious defender. So why is he being forced to take 22 shots, 15 of them threes? That’s just not…

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Marcus Smart 31 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2020)

31 points for Marcus Smart is a lot. If it wasn’t for his 37-point, 11-three outburst a month ago, this would be a career-high by far. But here’s the dirty little secret that the NBA doesn’t want you to know about this performance: It occurred in a double overtime game. As the kids say, that’s…

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Marcus Smart 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/30/2020)

Attention Marcus Smart: only good three-point shooters are allowed to do the “shoot a corner three and turn around and stare at the opposing bench before it even goes in” move. Not average ones like yourself. Please don’t ever do it again. It worked out this time, luckily for him. What if he had missed?…

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Marcus Smart Career High 37 Points/11 Threes/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/18/2020)

An unmoving, unclothed body lay sprawled on the marble floor. For some time, it continued to lie there, but the passage of this time was meaningless, for, in that place, the causality which served as the foundation of all existence was divorced from the flow of time. Then, the man awoke, and, in confusion, got…

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Marcus Smart 24 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2020)

I’m looking at the 2014 draft, and I don’t know if all the scouts were high on drugs or what, but that was kind of a cruddy set of players in the lottery. I don’t even care for Marcus Smart that much (partially because he just got done kicking my team’s heinie, but also for…

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Marcus Smart 24 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2020)

Usually when I want to harvest the sweet ambrosia that is Celtics fan tears, all I have to do is say something like “you paid Marcus Smart fifty million dollars to hustle and suck at shooting”, strap on the apparatus (just a pair of goggles with some tubes attached for the tears to run through),…

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Marcus Smart 18 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2019)

Boston-area sports fans have it so great today. They get to watch their beloved Celtics in the early afternoon, then watch their beloved Patriots in the Superb Owl (a contest which they are currently winning 3-0 – exciting!). That’s, like, six hours nonstop of eating chicken wings, pizza, nachos, chips with dip, and more chicken…

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Marcus Smart 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/28/2019)

Since Marcus Smart is now a 36% three-point shooter (a percentage that will go up after this game), I should stop being incredulous when the three-pointers he takes actually go through the net. In past seasons, it was a forgone conclusion that most of the three-pointers Smart chucked up there were not going to in….

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Marcus Smart 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/18/2019)

So I guess I have to grudgingly admit now that Marcus Smart is a good three-point shooter. He was shooting above 35% before this game happened, and then Smart went 6-of-8, which means that his percentages will probably go up. To me, 35% is roughly the line that separates “okay” three-point shooters from “good” ones….

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