The Grizzlies are cruising early in the season, mauling several opponents to death and clawing others to shreds. Last night the Spurs took them down in OT, but only with the aid of several highly-trained zookeepers equipped with tranquilizer darts. Mike Conley is leading the charge, consistently finding his skilled big-men in their preferred spots…
Read MoreDay: December 1, 2012
Damian Lillard 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/1/2012)
The Portland Trailblazers are trying very hard to be the worst team in the league. The presence of the best rookie in the league (no, not Meyers Leonard you dope, it’s Lillard) makes this goal harder to accomplish, but they are still doing it thanks to the laughably bad troupe of scrub bench players which…
Read MoreOJ Mayo 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2012)
Ovinton J’Anthony Mayo has a stupid name. What the heck were his parents thinking? “Ovinton, yeah, that sounds cool but what if we gave him another name?” “Yeah, maybe something like Anthony.” “I like it. But it needs more swag. Maybe put a J in front of it. J’Anthony” “That sounds great babe, yo, who…
Read MoreGordon Hayward 21 Points/Sick Chasedown Block Full Highlights (12/1/12)
Gordon “Smooth Jazz” Hayward breaks out his bass and slaps out a funky groove to the tune of 21 points versus the decidedly square Rockets defense. With his bro Foye manning the saxophone, Burks on trumpet, and Kanter pounding the skins the Utah Jazzmen will certainly be a combo to watch.
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