O.J. Mayo 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/3/2015)

The hype that O.J. Mayo had coming out of high school is officially over. Over. OFFICIALLY. He regained some of it during his kinda-promising stint in Dallas, but Milwaukee has sapped all the hype out of him and replaced it with body fat. Now he’s just a guy who can score in bunches, sometimes, but…

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O.J. Mayo 20 Points Full Highlights (1/24/2015)

Okay, I’m just going to go out and say it: Sidney Moncrief is the single worst commentator in basketball history. He stammers, he stutters, he gets players confused, he forgets players’ names, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard him make a “good call” at any point, ever. If the Bucks have a good play,…

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O.J. Mayo 22 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2015)

OJ Mayo was bad last year. Fat and bad. The latest in a horrible string of acquisitions by the Bucks intended to score bunches of points. Screw you Stephen Jackson. I hate you so much. You too, Corey Maggette. Happily for the Bucks, OJ lost some weight and came into the season with a new…

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O.J. Mayo 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/31/2014)

Walking the quiet, midnight streets of Milwaukee, O.J. Mayo took his time, relishing the peacefulness after an exhausting, yet exhilarating, win. Scoring 25 points was so much better than game after game of DNP’s as he had experienced the previous season. He soon approached the McDonald’s that was on his route. Intending to walk by…

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OJ Mayo 21 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2014)

If you made a big list of all the free-agent signings this off-season, and sorted it by how successful each player was, OJ Mayo would surely be at the bottom. However, if you sorted said list by how fat each player was, OJ Mayo would be at the top! So it averages out. All good….

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O.J. Mayo 28 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2013)

DownToBuck is not only the internet’s most popular highlight vid compiler. He is also a well-known rapper and producer. Here’s one I came up for my man O.J. (original content do not steal) Born in West Virginia, a kid named Mayo Lookin’ at naked dudes makes you gay-o But if you avert your eyes then…

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O.J. Mayo 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/6/2013)

I just found out the most disgusting thing ever. People in Europe put mayonnaise on their french fries. Like, huge globs of it. Right on their fries. And then they dip their fries IN the mayonnaise. Please excuse me while I barf the contents of my stomach all over my wall map of Europe. Okay….

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O.J. Mayo 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (11/2/2013)

Out of all players in the league named after condiments, O.J. Mayo is certainly the best. Let’s go back into the archives to look at other notable players who share that characteristic: Walter Worcestershire: Known by the affectionate knicknames “British Bandit”, “Sure as Shire”, and simply “Walt”, this 70’s-era forward was known for his bruising…

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OJ Mayo 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2013)

Remember at the beginning of the season, when everybody thought OJ “Ovinton J’Anthony” Mayo was going to be the savior of the Mavs? He was shooting 45% from three and everybody was freaking out. I admit, I was freaking out a bit myself. Spray-painting ‘OJ MAYO 4 LYF” on the side of my car was…

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OJ Mayo 27 Points Full Highlights (12/1/2012)

Ovinton J’Anthony Mayo has a stupid name. What the heck were his parents thinking? “Ovinton, yeah, that sounds cool but what if we gave him another name?” “Yeah, maybe something like Anthony.” “I like it. But it needs more swag. Maybe put a J in front of it. J’Anthony” “That sounds great babe, yo, who…

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