Dion Waiters is the next Dwyane Wade. That is all.
Read MoreMonth: February 2013
Harrison Barnes 19 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2013)
So, Harrison Barnes scored 19 points on 7-of-9 shooting. That’s good. He also made three out of four attempts from the Goodwill stripe. That’s good. The bad: his statline was otherwise completely empty – except for a lone steal which came with less than second left in the first half. No rebounds. No assists. No…
Read MoreArnett Moultrie Career High 12 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2013)
Arnett Moultrie did not score a career high 12 points tonight. In fact, there is no such NBA player as “Arnett Moultrie”. He is entirely a figment of my imagination. I wanted to see if you would watch this video anyway. Maybe you were thinking “Oh man, I was dying to see some Arnett Moultrie…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 20 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/6/2013)
Trevor Ariza is a wildly inefficient player. 43% shooting, 32% from three and 68% from the line. Those are his career numbers. Remember, this guy is 6-8. He reeks of a player who loves his jumper too much. The only reason anyone has ever thought he was good is because of that one year where…
Read MoreKendall Marshall 11 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2013)
Why don’t the Suns ever play Kendall Marshall? Yeah, we get it, you’re still sore over not having Steve Nash anymore, but you don’t need to take it out on this poor rookie. Nothing you do will ever bring Nash back. He’s a Laker now. He will retire as a Laker. And all you have…
Read MoreJohan Petro 10 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2013)
I don’t even really need to write a description for this one. No one’s going to watch it. Does anyone even realize that Johan Petro is still in the league? So if you’re watching this, sorry, I think you might be the only one. Hope you like it.
Read MoreJerryd Bayless 29 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2013)
What are the Grizzlies doing? They parlayed Rudy Gay into some decent players, okay, that’s fine, his contract sucked. The real head-scratcher is trading three decent players for a scrubbity scrubster (#FreeJonLeuer). I get that’s they want to be underneath the salary cap. But it seems like they’re being a little hasty in tearing apart…
Read MoreEric Bledsoe 17 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2013)
Eric Bledsoe is widely considered one of the best backup point guards in the league. This is small consolation for Clipper’s fans, who have watched their beloved team drop 7 of the last 10, including the most recent loss to the woeful Wizards. Dust off that Kobe jersey, you can just go back to being…
Read MoreJ.J. Barea 17 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2013)
J.J. “Speedy Gonzalez” Barea is pretty short for an NBA player. But you already knew that. It’s the only thing that the casual fan knows about him. But here’s some other J.J. Barea factoids: -There is a grainy video of him dunking a basketball on a ten foot rim in pregame warmups -He was once…
Read MoreJose Calderon 15 Points/3 Assists Pistons Debut Full Highlights (2/4/2013)
Jose Calderon is a divisive player. Is he good or not? Raptors fans couldn’t decide. A good portion think that he pounds the ball too much, is too slow to set up an offense, and his assists are often the result of rushed attempt near the end of the shot clock. Another portion think that…
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