March 2013 – Page 11

Gustavo Ayon 12 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

The goose is loose.

Matt Barnes 16 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

People like to point out the multi-sport abilities of some NBA players. Matt Barnes was a star football player in high school, which I can believe, because he always looks like he’s ready to rough people up for no reason. Nate Robinson also played football, as the ball. Gordon Hayward almost pursued tennis instead of…

Tobias Harris 15 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

Tobias Harris had a sick behind-the-back pass to Vucevic for a slam. Who cares about 15 points, 2 blocks, and 2 other assists? I should’ve left those parts out, because once you see the pass you will agree that the rest of his game, as well as his entire career, past and present, has been…

Greg Stiemsma 10 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

The Timberwolves have been wracked with injuries this year. I’m sure you know this. The once promising season has turned into disappointment as Rubio remain the only good uninjured player. Unless you think Stiemsma is good. Heh. That’s not to say he’s bad. But he’s no Nikola Pekovic. I don’t think he can even grow…

Amir Johnson 17 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/10/2013)

Amir Johnson is the Raptors’ best player. You might think I am joking. I am not. He may not be the flashiest offensive player like DeRozan or Gay, but he, unlike them, knows his limits and is efficient. He’s as solid as they come, plays good defense and rebounds well. The only knock on him…

Jared Dudley 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/9/2013)

Jared “Dudders” Dudley somehow lost his starting job in Phoenix. That seems kind of weird to me, considering he’s one of their best players. Probably just a decision by Hunter to make it seem like he’s doing something. Or, more likely, they are trying to lose games in order to get a better draft pick….

Carlos Delfino 21 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/09/2013)

It’s a tragedy. Carlos Delfino is not even the most handsome man on his team. In the past, Delfino had only to compete with the likes of John Salmons and Tayshaun Prince for that title, a battle which he won convincingly and often. But this new kid Parsons, who does he think he is? With…

Andray Blatche 18 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2013)

Andray “Gimme Dat Trip Dub” Blatche was, at one point in time, one of the most disliked players in the league. But then the Wizards cut him loose and now he’s an underpaid bench player for the Nets, so nobody really cares about him anymore. But that’s not really true. I still dislike him. So…

Khris Middleton Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

Khris “K-Mid” Middleton is so bad that he can’t even get minutes on the not-very-good Pistons. At least that’s how it was up until a few games ago, when they started playing him, presumably to lose more games. Tanking is serious business. You can’t pussyfoot around. But it almost all went disastrously wrong when Khris…

Brandan Wright 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/8/2013)

The only thing I know about Brandan Wright is that he once did a windmill hand-switching dunk in a game, and it wasn’t even on purpose like all of Blake Griffin’s showtime dunks. Check that, I know another thing about the guy: his ears are monstrously huge. The three blocks that Wright got this game…