Nikola Vucevic 21 Points/21 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/7/2013)

Is Nikola Vucevic the best Montenegrin basketball player ever? No, that’s Nikola Pekovic. And even if Pekovic had never been born, Vucevic doesn’t count because his Wikipedia page says he was born in Switzerland. So is Vucevic the best Swiss basketball player ever? His only competition is Thabo Sefolosha and Enes Kanter. Wait. Enes Kanter…

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Jonas Jerebko 17 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)

The Detroit Pistons are bad. Not only are they bad, they also don’t really have a surfeit of young talent ready to rise up and make them good again. Unless you consider Jonas Jerebko “young” and “talented”. Which I guess he is. Kind of. But is he really the guy you build around for future…

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Quincy Pondexter 17 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/7/2013)

I don’t have anything to say about Quincy Pondexter. So I used my connections and scored some interviews with his Memphis teammates. I told them, “tell me about Quincy Pondexter.” Austin Daye: “Man, Q works so hard for us each day, he’s such a hard worker, he always gives 100% man.” Zach Randolph: “I don’t…

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Jimmer Fredette 13 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)

I’m just gonna put this out there, don’t hate or anything I only speak the truth. Jimmer Fredette isn’t very good. He just isn’t. You can blame the coaching in Sacramento all you want, but the fact remains that he can barely get minutes on a horrible, no defense team. I agree with the idea…

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Brandon Bass 20 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)

There a lot of players in the NBA who can really only do one thing well. Defense, rebounding, setting screens, drawing fouls. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a well-rounded game, or even a semi-rounded game. Like Brandon Bass. He has one skill, and one skill only. Shooting mid-range jumpers. Not a bad skill…

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Tobias Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2013)

What’s life like for a NBA player who’s below the legal drinking age? All their teammates are like “Hey we’re going down to Jolly’s to slam some brews you wanna come oh wait sorry haha”. And when you head to Miami on a road trip you get to sit in your hotel room and order…

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