Am I the only one who thinks that, after he retires, Jae Crowder should open a soup restaurant called Crowder’s Chowders? I’d eat there. Hell, I’d eat there twice. I love clam chowder. But not that Manhattan style bullcrap. Only New England clam chowder is real!
I even came up with a catchy slogan for this hypothetical restaurant: “Get louder for Crowder’s Chowders!”. Isn’t that great? They don’t pay me enough. And by not enough, I mean not at all.