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Read MoreDay: November 25, 2013
Marvin Williams 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)
Marvin Williams was drafted second overall back in 2005. Is the second overall pick the worst possible pick you can have? Because a lot of the players who have been picked at that spot since 2000 have been pretty bad: 2013: Victor Oladipo. Actually looks to be the best player taken in the top ten…
Read MoreNate Robinson 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)
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Read MoreKemba Walker 28 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)
You may have heard that the Bobcats are going to change their name back to the Hornets. Neither name is very good, couldn’t they come up with something unique to the Charlotte area? Anyway, that’s not the real problem. The real problem is that they are also going back to the old colors as well,…
Read MoreTayshaun Prince 16 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)
Surveying his infernal realm, Khraakklor G’orlath smiled a demonic smile. His enemies languished in flaming torment, and would continue to suffer until time itself came to its spectacular end. The only light was the flickering of flame, delicious flame. Khraakklor’s phone rang. He reminded himself that he should really just leave it on the overworld,…
Read MoreRay Allen 17 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)
Ray Allen, before this game, had made 2874 three pointers in his illustrious career. That’s a lot of hot tamales! But consider this: despite his status as greatest long-bomber of all time, he had clanged on 4288 of his attempts. That’s ridiculous! I don’t get why he’s considered the best if he can’t even make…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2013)
Every year I think to myself “This is the year the Spurs will finally stop being good. Their core is a year older and there’s no way they can keep it going.”, and every year I’m made to look like a fool. They were supposed to come back from choking away the championship looking like…
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