Mirza Teletovic Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2013)

Mirza Teletovic is proving his haters wrong. Kind of. 18 points is pretty good. 13 rebounds, also good. Combine those two and you get a damn nice stat line. Who cares if he scored most of his points in garbage time? Nets games are almost entirely temporal trash nowadays.

What you may not know about DownToBuck is that in addition to his myriad talents, he also a world-class mathematician and physicist. So prepare to have your mind blown. Last game Mirza scored 17 points. This game, he scored 18 points. After much tinkering with algorithms and logarithms and all sorts of ithms I have determined with 100% statistical certainty how much he will score next game. 19 points. Pretty wild, huh? In fact, he will continue improving his scoring output by 1 each game until the amount of shots going through the hoop simultaneously creates a black hole that devours us all.

Devours us all.

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