Why would Ishmael “Ish” Smith contract his name in the way he has? Does he not know that the word “ish” is a polite form of the word “shit”? Here’s some example usages:
“Imma smoke that dank ish errday.”
“Cut that ish out you blithering moron.”
“Ish Smith is the most ripped PG in the league today, you can quote me on that ish because it’s a straight-up truth bomb dropped right onto your head.”
“Your mom is pretty hot. She’s sort of milf-ish.”
Six different fanbases have had the pleasure of making this joke. I hope the Suns fans relish their opportunity before he gets included as a throw-in on some crazy trade.