Day: January 28, 2014

Terrence Jones 21 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2014)

I just got on board the Terrence Jones hype train, and damn, this train car is swanky! Leather recliners, personal forty-inch TV’s, this place has it all. It even has blazing-fast gigabit wi-fi so this video only took fifteen seconds to upload. An extremely attractive and large-bosomed attendant just give me a choice of six…

Read More

Dion Waiters 21 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2014)

Does Dion Waiters really need to fade away on every jumper he takes? No? Then why does he keep doing it? I get that that’s just how he does it. But it just adds another motion to the shot. Not only does he need to think about his arms, but also what angle to tilt…

Read More

Chris Johnson 12 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/28/2014)

Last season there were two Chris Johnsons in the league: this one, who played in Memphis, and a taller one who played in Minnesota. It was like the scene from a terrible nightmare. Every night I checked the box-scores with dread, wondering how many Chris Johnsons had been added to rosters since the last time…

Read More

Jeremy Tyler Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2014)

Can you believe the Knicks gave a roster spot to Chris Smith instead of this guy? I know Jeremy was injured, blah blah blah, nepotism, whatever. But come on. Jeremy Tyler, in this single NBA game, has shown more than Chris Smith has or ever will show in the D-League. JR Smith’s negative presence on…

Read More

Anthony Bennett Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2014)

Hooray! After a mere 33 games, Anthony Bennett has scored in double figures! Hold on. Wait a minute. You’re telling me that this guy was the first overall pick? I thought he was just a random undrafted scrub! Damn, this guy sucks. Or, if he doesn’t suck, he’s just residing in Ohio’s biggest slump, currently…

Read More