To celebrate 5,000 subscribers on this channel, I decided to make a special treat for you guys: highlights of Greg Monroe scoring 27 points! You can tell I pulled out all the stops for this one. Just look at those post moves! The jumpers! The drives to the basket! The passes! Only for the specialest…
Read MoreDay: March 5, 2014
Taj Gibson 22 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
Taj Gibson, having been shown the ways of womanizing and chauvinism, was a reformed man. No longer obsessed with the cheerleader Caroline, whose body had been defiled in vile ways by Mike Dunleavy’s “Man Sauce”, he freely and frequently bedded all manner of hot women. He even garnered a reputation among his teammates for being…
Read MoreDrew Gooden 12 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
One of the reasons I started this channel was to avenge those Drew Gooden triple doubles that never had highlights made of them. I mean, come on. Drew Gooden. Triple doubles. Plural. Not just one. Multiple triple doubles. Not wimpy ones either; these babies had 13 dimes apiece. But Gooden was already an afterthought in…
Read MoreJon Leuer 19 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
For the most part I agree with the decisions that the various coaching staffs around the league make. They’re the professionals. They know what’s best. I’m just a lazy internet commentator who sits around and scratches its nutsack all day. But I must take issue with the Grizzlies’ minute allotment. Namely the (lack of) playing…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 19 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
Kelly Olynyk showed off some sick post moves in the summer league. And, as far as I can tell, hasn’t successfully performed them more than a half-dozen times this entire season, mainly because of a paucity of attempts. I demand answers. Why isn’t he getting post ups? Is it because he’s white? Is it because…
Read MoreJeff Adrien Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
Some people say the Bucks aren’t tanking. I say phooey. The Bucks are tanking, and not hiding it very well. How do I know? They’re playing Jeff Adrien decent minutes at center. It’s kind of reminiscent of the John-Brockman-at-center experiment they tried a few years ago. Adrien is an NBA 6-7, which in reality means…
Read MoreBrandon Knight 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
New idea for the restaurant Brandon Knight should open when he’s done with his playing days: The Knight’s Templar: Medieval food and basketball Fun for the whole family! I haven’t fully fleshed out the details, but it would involve authentic medieval fare like uneatable bread and big things of meat. The crusades would be reenacted…
Read MoreIsaiah Thomas 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2014)
People always like to rag on teams for passing on players in the draft. “Oh look at all those teams who passed on Drummond what an obvious pick so much potential I should be a GM.” This usually happens when the team they are a fan of made the pick in question or was later…
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