Nate Wolters 15 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2014)

Nate Wolters was allegedly a great scorer in college (I wouldn’t know, who watches college basketball anyway?). It bothers me that, in the NBA, he’s trying to be more of a distributing PG. Um, excuse me, you averaged over 20 PPG your senior year, how about you just hog the ball and try to channel…

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Marcus Thornton 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/15/2014)

“Hey, Andrei, crazy that stuff going on in Ukraine, isn’t it?” Marcus asked his teammate. “You know Marcus, I don’t really pay attention to that stuff.” Andrei replied. “I just try to stay out of it and play basketball.” Andrei’s lack of enthusiasm for the subject did not deter Marcus. “Yeah, what with Russia invading…

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Pero Antic 16 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (3/15/2014)

Pero Antic keeps having these “okay” games. 16 points is cool. 17 points would have been cooler but the racist and biased scorekeepers took one of his points away. (to be fair his foot was totally inside the arc but that doesn’t disprove my assertion that the scorekeepers hate Macedonians.) But he can’t seem to…

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Drew Gooden 21 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2014)

“Drew it was really great of you to suggest this as a team bonding exercise after tonight’s game.” Drew Gooden sat serenely, as if in a meditative state. He gave no indication that he heard except for the faint smile the crossed his lips. “But does it have to be so god damn hot in…

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Andrew Bynum 15 Points Full Highlights (3/15/2014)

“Yo, when you said you were takin’ us to a new hot nightlife joint, I wasn’t expectin’ this.” Paul George looked gloomily out the window as Andrew Bynum’s fancy car pulled into the parking lot of the decidedly dilapidated-looking “Indy-Bowl”. “Shut up, I’m gonna show you guys the meaning of a good time tonight. Andrew…

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