Philadelphia’s “Armored Combat Vehicle” is unstoppable at this point. Hollis Thompson getting 40 minutes in a single game is probably beyond even Hollis’ own wildest fantasies. Other things that are in Hollis’ fantasies:
-Playing for a good team
-Scoring with that cheerleader Alexandria, she is so cute
-Finally beating Super Mario Bros. on N64
-Taking Thaddeus Young out for a fancy cheesesteak dinner and explaining to him that “It’s not my fault that I’m not an NBA-quality player”, because he feels really guilty about that
-Scoring 20 points in an NBA-sanctioned basketball game, not counting free throws, because those don’t count
-At some time in the future, getting back to the point where he feels something other than happiness when his team loses
-Discovering a unifying “theory of everything” and being hailed as the most brilliant scientific mind of the modern era