Isaiah Thomas Triple Double 24 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/18/2014)

Isaiah Thomas is short. Of course to you or me he would look like a normal sized person in real life. But on an NBA court he looks like a midget. Plays like one too. Faster than everyone else and surprisingly adept at finishing because he disappears among people’s legs.

And now he gives hope to manlets everywhere. If you put in the requisite work you, too, can get a triple-double in the NBA. But while that may be cool, the fact remains that no woman would ever want to be with a short semi-man like you. Enjoy your illusions of success while I, as a 7-3 handsome adonis, drown in willing female flesh.

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