Kyle O’Quinn was enjoying his typical McDonald’s order – five Big Macs and five things of fries – when he was interrupted by a commotion in the booth next to him. “Mom, look, it’s Santa!” yelled an excited little girl, pointing eagerly at the large beard that Kyle wore on his face. Then, her face…
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Jerryd Bayless 25 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2014)
“Dear Diary, Today I decided not to take any layups, because layups are for pussies. See you around! -Jerryd” This is really what Jerryd Bayless wrote in his diary after the game. I know because I infiltrated his house and stole it. I’m currently transcribing the rest, but I thought it would be cool to…
Read MorePhil Pressey 12 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2014)
Wow, these highlights are kinda not as good as I had hoped. I mean, they’re technically good. Everything’s there. All the assists. All the points. It’s just, you know… The assists are totally lame. There, I said it. These are lame-o-supremo assists, peer-reviewed to ensure their lameness. Practically all of them just lead to jumpers….
Read MoreMason Plumlee 16 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (4/5/2014)
Mason Plumlee has already separated himself from the pack of his fellow rookies with his ability to do nothing except dunk. He might be the most successful out of all of them at performing within his role. The Nets don’t need him to shoot jumpers, handle the ball, or do post moves. They just need…
Read MoreHollis Thompson Career High 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2014)
The 76ers commentators clued me in to an interesting fact tonight: Hollis Thompson is the best rookie at shooting threes, at 39%. Out of all the highly touted shooters in this class, the best is some undrafted dude who plays for the worst team in the league. As if you needed more reasons as to…
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