I’m sure Jeff Adrien is a great guy. Good teammate. Whatever. But there is no reason he should be playing as many minutes as he is. 34 minutes for a guy who barely played at the beginning of the year and is likely not in the Bucks’ future plans? 21 minutes for the future of…
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Jan Vesely 10 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (4/2/2014)
What is Jan Vesely’s favorite spot in a supermarket? The Czechout lane. What is Jan Vesely’s preferred type of bank account? A Czeching account. How does Jan Vesely point out an attractive female to his friends? “Czech out the ass on that one.” What is Jan Vesely’s favorite State Farm television commercial? Discount Double-Czech. When…
Read MoreSpencer Hawes 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/2/2014)
Watching this video will make you happy. Witnessing the ball go in the basket will release chemicals that will compel your brain to feel the emotions of happiness and satisfaction. However, your brain lies to you; when watching these highlights, you should feel only sadness and melancholy. “But why, DTB? Why? Spencer had a good…
Read MoreOtto Porter 9 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2014)
On the surface, Otto Porter appears to be a bust of magnificent proportions. However, do not be so quick to judge! He missed training camp and the beginning of the season with an injury, robbing him of his chance to get acclimated to his team and the NBA as a whole. The Wizards’ rotation was…
Read MoreMarreese Speights 22 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2014)
Brow shining with sweat, Marreese slaved away in his kitchen with uncanny focus. As steams and aromas wafted around him from multiple pots, he darted to and fro; tasting this, sampling that, adding ingredients with precision. Tossing in dashes of spice and small amounts of chopped vegetable, he controlled his domain with the steady hand…
Read MoreRay McCallum Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2014)
The end of this video contains a shot of Isaiah Thomas in a suit, clapping in support of Ray McCallum. What a good teammate! He thinks not about his own successes, but about the successes of his compatriots and the team as a whole! At least, that’s what he wants you to think he thinks….
Read MoreAaron Brooks 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/2/2014)
The boxscore for this game lists Aaron Brooks as having blocked two shots. Damn good for a midget like him, right? That’s what I thought. So I check out the first one and it’s like 90% steal and 10% block. I cannot articulate the disappointment that I felt when I saw it except in the…
Read MoreDion Waiters 26 Points Full Highlights (4/2/2014)
With Kyrie Irving being out of commission recently due to getting hurt filming one of those Uncle Drew commercials, Dion Waiters has had a nice stretch of games. He is showing that all he needs in order to live up to the expectations of his draft slot is the ball in his hands a ton…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 17 Points Full Highlights (4/1/2014)
Kent Bazemore has shown himself to be a potent scorer with the ability to lock down his man when he feels like it. However, he will never be taken seriously by fans or opponents. Why? He has a babyface. Look how chubby his cheeks are! Isn’t he the cutest little Laker ever? I just want…
Read MoreJermaine O’Neal 20 Points/1 Goaltend Full Highlights (4/1/2014)
I’m mad! Sometimes fallible human referees make the wrong call near the end of a close game, costing one team or the other a well-earned victory in a game that is an otherwise pure and idealistic representation of human spirit and competition! Not only am I mad, I am mad on THE INTERNET. If I’m…
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