Sitting in his Portland apartment, Channing sadly contemplated his unsuccessful career. He was a free agent now, but after scoring a mere four points per game the previous season, he wasn’t even sure if there was a place for him in the NBA anymore. His agent tried to put on a brave face, but Channing…
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Lou Williams 23 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2014)
It seems to be the consensus that every team needs a midget shooting guard to come off the bench and chuck. Whenever a point guard struggles to find his teammates, fans suggest that he would be good in a “sixth man scorer” type role. I blame Jason Terry and Jordan Crawford, two players who have…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo 8 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2014)
Bucks fans finally got what they wanted to see all year: significant chunks of playing time where Giannis Antetokounmpo was the point guard. Not just a guy who sometimes handled the ball, but the actual point guard. So how did it go? Eh. Not that good. He seemed tentative, giving the ball up early on…
Read MoreKelly Olynyk 25 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2014)
Well, that experiment ended quickly. Retirement was going good. Sitting back in my recliner, with a beverage in hand (the key to a happy life is always having a beverage in hand) and the television turned to some crappy made-for-TV movie, though I wasn’t really watching. I was the picture of contentment. No worries, no…
Read MoreLuke Babbitt Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2014)
This is the end, friends. I had a great time making all these highlight videos for you, and writing the accompanying descriptions to inform and amuse, but I have now accomplished my goals regarding this channel. I started this project with one singular purpose: to show Luke Babbitt scoring a career high. Sure, I made…
Read MoreJohn Henson 15 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
If you’re the Bucks, and Ersan Ilyasova is out for the rest of the season with a made-up injury, who do you start at the power forward position? A.) Jeff Adrien B.) Khris Middleton C.) John “Gumby” Henson Most of us would answer C and laugh off the other two answers. John Henson is young,…
Read MoreMike Miller 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
If you ever want to heighten your already strong feelings of worthlessness, this video is necessary viewing: For those too lazy to click (which is everybody, including me), it’s basically a video of Mike Miller with no shirt on hitting a bunch of threes. Just a few seconds into it and my self-esteem plummeted into…
Read MoreJames Southerland 10 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
James Southerland is an NBA player. Previously his only notoriety was him being the very worst of all players this year in terms of PER, at -40.6. That’s what missing three shots in three minutes will do, I guess. Frickin’ Bobcats. Luckily for him he’s posting a PER of 41.6 in over three times the…
Read MoreChris Wright 14 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
Last time I made a Chris Wright highlight video I lamented the fact that it was his final game for the Bucks, as his 10-day was expiring and was not going to be renewed. It was a sad day, but also a day of hope, as DJ Stephens was coming into the fold. It turns…
Read MoreRodney Stuckey 22 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2014)
Rodney Stuckey’s contract is almost up. He knows that his time in Detroit is almost over, if he so desires. That has to be a great feeling after being trapped in the Pistons’ dank cell of mediocrity for his entire career. Sure, it would be a great story if he stayed with the Pistons for…
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