Danny Green, or as I have taken to calling him, “Danny Greenger”, hasn’t been as consistent in the playoffs as Spurs fans had hoped. When he’s on, he’s easily one of the most valuable players on the team. When’s he’s off, all he does is scare people with a face that looks like it was…
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Mason Plumlee All 116 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Weeks before the 2013-14 NBA season was due to start, brothers Miles and Mason Plumlee were drinking root beers outside their childhood home in Warsaw, Indiana. “I bet I dunk it way more than you next season,” Miles boasted. “The Suns are tanking next season and they’re not going to want to go out and…
Read MoreMatt Barnes 16 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (5/13/2014)
In the future, when we have robot refs (running on open-source software that anybody can audit), we will enjoy peace of mind knowing that every NBA game is officiated fairly and without bias. But something will be lost: the ability to make really mad posts about reffing on the internet. There is a whole subclass…
Read MoreMarcin Gortat Career High 31 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (5/13/2014)
What just happened? I am stunned. The ball clearly went off Jackson. Wait. Wrong game. Messed up my notecards again. Off to the archives! Okay. I’m back. I really should upgrade my technology. What just happened? I am stunned. Marcin Gortat just had the game of his life against an all-star center (heh) with his…
Read MoreWill Barton 17 Points Full Highlights (5/12/2014)
Will Barton entered the house with the stealthiness of a veteran home intruder. However, he wasn’t here to steal material goods. He had plenty of those. This was an excursion to cement his viability as an NBA player. Thankful for the carpeted floors, Will sneaked soundlessly into one of the many bedrooms of the residence….
Read MoreMiles Plumlee All 103 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
If you asked me before the season how many dunks Miles Plumlee would successfully execute I would have said maybe 20. He didn’t show anything with the Pacers last year, and didn’t really show anything at Duke either. No reason he should suddenly become good. I forgot that the Suns didn’t really have a center…
Read MoreKawhi Leonard All 59 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
Kawhi Leonard sat in the pew, looking classy but not over-dressed. He wasn’t much of a religious man, truth be told. But the mild downsides were outweighed by the PR benefits of being seen at a church periodically. He wasn’t really paying attention. In the years of being a player under coach Popovich, he had…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (5/10/2014)
In this series, Nicolas “I Want To Punch Juan Carlos Navarro In The Balls” Batum is the only bright spot on an embarrassingly-outmatched Blazers team. While his teammates struggle to tie their shoes and navigate food from their fork to their mouth, Batum is showing that he is worth the money that he was paid…
Read MoreAnthony Davis All 146 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
I don’t know guys. Am I going to be able to do Anthony Davis game highlights next year? The point of this channel is to raise up the downtrodden, to bring light to the dark places. GDawkFactoryInsRebornClips will be more than happy to show us what Anthony Davis does next year while I enthuse over…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 20 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2014)
Serge’s heartbeat quickened. Blake Griffin was posting him up aggressively, trying to get by for a layup or dunk. It was clear that he wasn’t going to pass the ball. Now was the time for Serge’s plan. There would be no better opportunity. At the first sign of Blake making his move, Serge stuck out…
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