Does anybody else have a strong, almost primal urge to cuddle with Jae Crowder’s dreads? Jae Crowder himself I don’t care about, but those things on his head…I would just love to wrap my face up in them. I bet they’re soft like a baby bunny. They probably smell nice too.
If the Mavs ever need an idea for a fan promotion, they need look no further than this description. Made halftime free throw = you can touch Crowder’s hair for five seconds. Three pointer = use his hair as a pillow for up to one minute. Half court = full use of his dreads for a whole day, clothing optional.