Bismack Biyombo 11 Points/10 Rebounds/1 Dunk Full Highlights (11/14/2014)

I have compiled a list of nicknames suitable for Bismack Biyombo.

1. Bustmack Biyombo
2. Bismack Bustombo
3. Bismack Biyombust
4. Bustmack Bustombo
5. Bustmack Biyombust
6. Bismack Bustombust
7. Bustmack Bustombust

However, none of them really captures my imagination. They’re all lacking in something…creativity? Panache? Incisiveness? Originality? So I have just come up with an eighth nickname which I fully believe encompasses all of Bismack’s positive attributes in a concise package:

“The BizzyBody”

And when he dunks, he’s “Open for Bizness”.

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