Well this messes everything up.
I have a very strict system, as you might be able to imagine. After I finish burning an individual highlight video to its own VHS tape, it goes into the “Archivium”, where it is kept in a climate-controlled environment for posterity. It’s actually just a bunch of shelves with fans pointed at them, but it works well enough. I even got a woodcarver to make a sign that says “Archivium” in really medieval-style letters that I put on the door. People know not to go in the Archvium.
One thing about the Archivium is that it’s very carefully organized, and space is kinda tight. I have space for every player who I think might have a highlight-worthy performance during the season, with extra space for the good players like Ben McLemore and Mike Dunleavy.
No space, though, for Smokin’ Joe. Devin Harris, yeah, Tobias Harris, of course, and I was prescient enough to save a slot for Gary Harris. Even Manny Harris who I think will make a comeback. But no Joe Harris. He wasn’t even supposed to make a roster! And now there is nowhere to put the VHS tape of these highlights.
Why don’t I just shift aside some of the Tobes videos to make extra space? Don’t make me laugh. That’s not how my system works. You are merely displaying your ignorance in the intricacies of the Archivium.