I feel so bad for Gordon Hayward.
It must be so embarrassing to be in your mid-20s and still have a face that looks like it’s smiling from a kid’s TV show. And once you get to be that age, you know you’re going to be stuck with your babyface forever. There’s nothing to do about it.
That is Gordon Hayward’s predicament. He looks a little better since he got rid of the shaggy hair in favor of some slicked-up fancy-pants style, but still, he wouldn’t look out of place in a middle-school yearbook. The facial hair that he has been cultivating has helped marginally as well. If he grows it out to Harden-levels he may be able to distract enough attention away from his facial structure to finally be able to purchase booze without being turned away.