I wonder how it was decided that Markieff Morris would be a power forward and Marcus Morris would be a small forward. They’re twins, obviously they have to be good at the same stuff, or at least have the potential to be good at the same stuff. Has Marcus shot more threes for the past decade, and that’s why he gets to be the SF? Basketball-reference has Markieff being one inch taller, but we all know that’s a lie, unless maybe Markieff’s been roiding it up in secret?
Maybe the answer isn’t meant to be uncovered. All I know is, I want to see them do synchronized celebrations on the bench and then pretend that they didn’t know that they were doing the exact same towel-waving dance.