Kevin Seraphin has continued his career trend of sitting on the bench so far this year, a sad sight for fans of French basketball players. I don’t know if he’s the same player that he has been in the past; He never seems to play when I watch the Wizards.
I think we can assume that he’s got the same negative attributes he’s always had, since if he fixed them he’d be getting minutes. Those include: black-hole chucking, no defense, no passing, doesn’t draw contact, and being from French Guiana.
I’m sorry if those criticisms are wholly inaccurate. Though I’m pretty sure that last one is always going to be true.