Amir Johnson 27 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

How is this even allowed? I like Amir Johnson. He’s a good player, plays with good energy, whatever whatever blah blah blah. But there is no reason why he should be allowed to wear #15 with the Raptors. That’s Vince’s number, and it always will be. When I saw Amir in those retro Purple dinosaur…

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Zach LaVine 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Don’t even try to tell me that Zach LaVine is not a white person. Do not even try. Look at the thumbnail. That thumbnail does not depict a black person. I know race is an artificial construct designed to divide when we should be concentrating on uniting, but damn. He’s white. The second he lays…

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Tyler Zeller Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

As the Piedmont family was being shown into the chamber, the younger boy, Jackson, started to protest, his 7’1″ frame struggling mightily against the policeBots assigned to escort them. “No, no, I’m not going! I have constitutional rights that protect me from cruel and unusual punishment!” He shouted. His mother, Michelle, looked at him resignedly….

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Kevin Seraphin 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (12/5/2014)

Kevin Seraphin has continued his career trend of sitting on the bench so far this year, a sad sight for fans of French basketball players. I don’t know if he’s the same player that he has been in the past; He never seems to play when I watch the Wizards. I think we can assume…

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