Nothing in my life has prepared me for this moment. Now the moment is upon us, and I am, for the first time, at a loss for words.
What do you even say about Ronnie Price? This guy has been the embodiment of scrubbitude since he’s been in the league. Ten years of NBA basketball and all he has to show for it are a three-point percentage less than 30% and fans of various teams reminiscing about how they once had Ronnie Price as a third-string PG. I assumed he would never score enough points to deserve a highlight video.
I have no further insight on “the Price is Right”. Somebody dial up Anthony Morrow and tell him it’s about time for him to drop thirty. That’s the kind of performance I know how to deal with.