Jusuf Nurkic looked down at the hammer in his hands. In front of him was an immense anvil. “Is this a dream?” he wondered, casting his eyes around his surroundings. He seemed to be floating in some kind of void; there was no ceiling, no floor, no wall. In the distance he could see specks…
Read MoreDay: February 4, 2015
Alan Anderson 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
Career advice for Alan Anderson: if you want people to pay attention to you, as an old role-player who doesn’t do a whole lot on the court, you have to dunk it more often. Yes, it’s hard for a 32-year old to throw down monster hammers, but these are the sacrifices you must make if…
Read MoreTyson Chandler 21 Points/6 Dunks Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
How many manly hugs were hugged within the organization when Tyson Chandler returned to the Mavericks? Ten? A hundred? A thousand? Since he was a big part of their team winning the Larry O’Brien, you’d think that everybody there would want to give him man hugs. At the very least, Mark Cuban had to have…
Read MoreTim Duncan 26 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
“All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.” It might say something about the current state of Tim Duncan that I’m doing highlights of him. He’s going blow for blow with Father Time, gamely putting up a fight with a combo of exquisitely refined skills and HGH. However,…
Read MoreTobias Harris 23 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
Tobias Harris has struggled recently under the combined yoke of injury troubles and incompetent coaching. Oh, and the fact that he constantly wondering how he can escape to New York and play for the Knicks. I mean, the Knicks already have Carmelo. Why would they not want Carmelo pt. 2 as well? It’s like double…
Read MoreAndre Drummond 18 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
Andre Drummond: beast or nah? It’s hard to tell. Some nights he looks like a totally unstoppable 100% beast monster who will pillage your city and have his way with your women. Other nights he looks like a lost little puppy dog, his big sad eyes gazing at the confusing world in front of him….
Read MoreTerrence Ross 23 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2015)
Toronto’s hot start meant that they could screw around for the rest of the season and still make the playoffs. And that’s what they seem to be doing. Everyone is regressing, except for maybe Jonas Valanciunas, it’s hard to tell what he’s doing because he doesn’t get to touch the ball. Count Terrence Ross among…
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