What more is there to say about Andrew Wiggins? He’s certain to be ROY, yada yada, should have been in the dunk contest, blah blah, future All-Star, whatever. Every possible angle for anything written about him has already been covered. So instead, we turn to more pertinent matters:
I just had the best damn cheeseburger ever. So good. Fresh, hot, perfectly-salted fries to go along with it, and a big-ass thing of coke as well. Pretty much the perfect meal, I really feel sorry for all you guys who weren’t with me to share in the glory of the burger.
Did I mention that this burger had bacon on it? Oh yeah. Any doubts you had about the near-holiness of this sandwich are now eradicated.