Wish me well, YouTube viewers. I soon will depart in my time machine, as a temporal warrior, to an end unknown. I am making my final preparations; my time-suit is fitted and applied, my affairs have been set in order, and I have a month’s worth of nonperishable food in the form of MREs located in my horological storage.
This is my last video from the past. Next time, if there is, indeed, a next time, I upload a video, it will be from the future. THE FUTURE. I admit I feel a little fear, but the feeling is faint, and grows fainter as the appointed departure time draws nearer. I can feel the machine humming around me as I type. How exciting, to be awaiting transport through the 4th dimension itself! The timer (an appropriate name for a device suchly located) counts down the final seconds. I can only imag…