Maybe I’m seeing things, but does Isaiah Canaan sort of look a little fat right now maybe? It might not make a huge difference, given the recent success of fatties like Kyle Lowry and Jared Sullinger, but I’m just wondering. Am I being too critical or is he actually maybe kinda tubby in this video?
I have lost the ability to be objective on this sort of thing. If an NBA player isn’t absolutely ripped, with extremely defined muscles, I consider them fat, even if they’re buff compared to the average person on the street. That’s why I’m asking for your advice, commenters of the Tubes. Perhaps you have not yet reached the point where anybody with a body fat percentage above zero is considered morbidly obese. Sadly, I reached that point long, long ago, and there is no turning back now. My judgmental nature knows no limits.