Both Kevin Durant and DeMarcus Cousins have called Ish Smith the fastest player in the league. Eager for some sweet tidbits like those, I interviewed a few NBA players to get their own thoughts on Ishy Azalea.
John Wall: “I’m faster.”
Jerami Grant: “He gave me some tips for pleasing my girl. A true homie through and through.”
James Harden: “I don’t know who that is. You say he played for the Rockets?”
Derrick Rose: “My knees hurt so bad. Somebody please help me.”
Kevin Durant (again): “I don’t have to tell those lies anymore since he got traded away from my team. He’s only the second-fastest player in the league.”
Ty Lawson: “Bluh…wuuuhh? I had too much to driiinklast night…awawwwwhhhhaaa…”
Greivis Vasquez the Mexican: “For the last time you racist asshole, I’m not Mexican, so if you call me Mexican one more time in one of your descriptions, my lawyers will hear about it.”