I live in constant fear of Ersan Ilyasova leaving the Bucks. There are no contingency plans in place for dealing with a post-Ilyasova future. Who would be my next mascot? Would I even have a mascot? Would I, in the throes of despair and misery, simply delete my whole channel and all videos contained therein?
It’s a plain fact, a plain simple FACT, that no other Bucks player would look as funny with sunglasses photoshopped onto their face. That is truth. Look it up in the dictionary. TRUTH.
I would probably have to switch to Giannis since he’s probably the best bet for being on the team a long time. The last thing I would want to do in this nightmare apocalypse scenario is to hastily switch to a sunglasses-Jared-Dudley head, only to have him leave in a season or less.
Thinking about this is making me anxious. Why doesn’t the NBA have franchise tags like the NFL? That would solve all my problems.