Rudy Gobert has not been blocking shots at the usual rate for the past few games. Luckily for him, not only is DownToBuck a universally renowned highlight-compiler, he is also an expert in the art of basketball-field-goal-attempt denial! I have a few tips that he is free to use.
– Instead of trying to block a shot flatfooted, try jumping
– Imagine that every attempt is actually being shot by Joffrey Lauvergne who is trying to steal your glory god dammit that can not be allowed to happen he is not even good
– Try to high-five every shot-taker as they are shooting; this leads to blocks for some reason
– Timing is everything, so wear a watch on both arms and one on your head too
– For tip number five, please write a check for $20,000 payable to DownToBuck