Tarik Black did his best to look inauspicious as he loitered in the Staples center parking ramp after the game. He had already done all of his research and knew exactly where his victim had parked his car. Any time now, that same victim would exit the elevator and walk towards his vehicle, naive of…
Read MoreDay: April 7, 2015
Andrew Bogut 8 Points/9 Blocks Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
The Thunder from Down Under terrorizes Anthony Davis and the Pelicans on his way to 8 points and a career high 9 blocks in his 162nd game donning the Warriors’ blue and yellow. ————————————————————- Description in honor of the first video on this channel, Andrew Bogut’s Warriors debut. He still hasn’t figured out how to…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 27 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
I don’t get why JJ Redick isn’t getting more love from everbody this season. In a year where KYLE frickin’ KORVER gets to play in the All-Star game just for being white and good at threes, JJ receives no attention despite scoring way more and playing on a team that’s about as good. I’m not…
Read MoreGerald Henderson 29 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
Well, that’s it. With a loss to the Heat, the Hornets are pretty much guaranteed to miss the playoffs. Last year’s feel-good, will-only-get-better team failed to take hold of the momentum(?) they had and instead morphed into this squad of failure. To honor this occasion, I have made a power ranking which ranks the people…
Read MoreAndrew Wiggins 26 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
This video is not notable for the Andrew Wiggins highlights it contains. Yeah, they’re cool, I guess, he doesn’t dunk it in this one but he shows off his other abilities. Whatever. Not really anything new or exciting from the Wigger. No, the real prize here is the video evidence that Sim Bhullar played real…
Read MoreOmri Casspi Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
Omri Casspi and Reggie Evans sat at a table, waiting for their food. “Thanks for taking me out here Reggie, I never have tried this place before.” “Yeah, I was thinkin’, you know, you bein’ Jewish and all, why not take you out to Rosenblatt’s Deli, the best place in the whole damn valley for…
Read MoreDraymond Green 24 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
Draymond Green is one of the more alluring free agents for this coming offseason. What kind of team doesn’t want an always-angry defensive monster? Oh, and did you know that he can sometimes score the ball too? Tony Allen he is not! Or maybe he is. I’m not convinced that Draymond’s (already limited) offense will…
Read MoreMike Muscala 16 Points Full Highlights (4/7/2015)
It took a whole season, but the Atlanta Hawks are finally starting to realize that Pero Antic and Elton Brand are kind of sucking this year. Not only are they sucking, but they are old as well. If you’re gonna have an ineffectual player on the court, that player might as well have youthful energy…
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