It’s time for another episode of “DTB’s Honesty Hour”, where DownToBuck sits down with his fans and tells only true things and no lies. Since the Honesty Hour is all about being totally honest about everything, here’s a nugget for you: I don’t know anything about Bryce Cotton, other than the things I learned while editing this video.
Those things are as follows:
-He is black
-He is a “point guard” in name only
-He doesn’t get assists
-He can shoot
-His ideal nickname would be “Cotton Baller”
-Opinions two through four could abruptly change as I become more familiar with the Cotton Baller
Moving away from the subject of Bryce Cotton, I think that people who aggressively change lanes in heavy traffic just to gain a few seconds of commute time should have their licenses revoked. Nothing gives me greater joy than to get cut off by some maniac only to pass them just a minute later after they got stuck behind some slow-moving granny in the middle lane. That’s just what I think, and because this is DTB’s Honesty Hour, I’m telling it to you honestly and with no deceptions.
I also think that there needs to be a national dialogue on whether restaurants should be allowed to charge three dollars for a soda when you know that the syrup they make it from costs like a buck for a whole big tub of it. My opinion: they should not be allowed to extort the American public in such a blatant way.
Now that’s honesty!